And as usual, I have pictures.
Carl working on the towed mass spectrometer. Mass specs are fascinating pieces of equipment--they identify the chemical content of solids, liquids and gases. There are various methods and designs, but the basic operating concept is this: a sample is vaporized, so the molecules are floating in a vacuum. Those molecules are then given slight electrical charges, which makes them susceptible to magnetism. They're then shot past a magnet, which bends their flight according to their mass: the heavier the molecule, the less its flight is bent; the lighter the molecule, the more its flight is bent. A sensor picks up where the molecules hit, calculates the amount of bend in their flight, and determines the identity of the molecule. Pretty amazing.
Generally, tools like that are used in the lab, in the safety and comfort of a dry-land setting. This instrument is towed in the water, as deep as 1500m down, to analzye chemicals still within the ocean. To my knowledge there is only one other like it on the planet. And now we're using it...sort of. Some water got in one of the connections today and shut us down, while the spectrometry team got busy troubleshooting it. (Marine science, if you haven't gotten a clear sense from me yet, involves an awful lot of troubleshooting. To mix a Thomas Edison quote with one from Yogi Berra, Ocean science is 99% perspiration, and the other half is troubleshooting.
A tangent which still bugs me: between my first and second cruises, when I'd first heard that we were going to have the use of this incredible gizmo, I began reading up on spectrometers, so I'd have some kind of clue as to what we were working with. Borrowed some books, hunted up some PDFs online, the ordinary routine. But, as it turns out, there's a world expert on mass spectrometry, as applied to oil spills, at the oceanography school where I got my master's. So hey, why not go ask him some basic questions about what we might expect to see? Sure, I'm a neophyte or less at chemical analysis of the ocean, but certainly the general reading I've done, and a thoughtful talk with an expert, could lead me to some more meaningful questions that I'd be able to ask him. Why not, you know? So I e-mailed him and showed up at his office.
My reception was polite, but hardly accepting. And he was very quick to deny any relevant knowledge: "I work in the lab, not in the field. I really wouldn't know anything about what you're doing." Right. Nothing about various types of spectrometers, sensitivity issues, equilibration time issues, what types of chemicals we might expect at depth...nah. By analogy, it's like going to a world expert on the letter A, and asking for help. Only he tells you, "Well, I specialize in upper-case A. You're interested in lower-case a, which is totally different, so I can't help you."
I'm not in love with commercial or corporate culture, by any means. But there are things about academic culture which positively disgust me, and intellectual cowardice is one of the biggest. It's as if by taking one of these specialists six inches out of his playpen, he's suddenly in foreign, unknown territory. My baby girl has more spirit of adventure than many professors.
Alright, that tangent is over. Moving on to the next pic...
Unless we're outside of any nation's exclusive economic zone, in which case we could dump almost anything except plastic overboard with impunity.
The back deck, a scene of activity as we prepare to launch the spectrometer.
Jim, Carl and Ryan talking things over.
Fellow oceanographer Dennis keeps an eye on proceedings.
The official boat photographers. Though really, only Craig (on the right) is the official photographer. Ann Marie just sweetly finagled her way closer to the action by claiming to be the backup. For legal reasons--since all basic aspects of a photograph must be documented (location, time date, etc.)--we've designated one (and only one) photographer. So the poor lawyers have some clue of what we're talking about when we write about mass spectrometers, and rosettes, and our other tools of the marine science trade.
Eric and Carl on station at the winch, as we get ready to deploy the mass spec.
Jim, the deck boss, sole man on the rear deck.
Managing the instrument as the winch and A-frame lift it (note the angle of the A-frame as it carries the instrument away from the deck and over the water).
Walking the instrument back. That can be a hazardous job in even moderate waves. If an instrument weighing even 50 pounds starts swinging with much velocity, it can hurt you pretty badly--especially if it hammers you up against the A-frame.
Winching the mass spec down. Note Jim's right hand, pointing down: drawing circles with your index finger pointing down means "lower". Drawing circles with your index finger pointing up means "raise". Making a pinching motion with your thumb & forefinger pointing down means "lower very slowly". Doing the same, but with fingers pointing up, means "raise very slowly". Clenched fist generally means stop. And a string of expletives means the instrument slammed into the rear of the ship and probably needs fixing.
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